Virtually Rose

tharook: geekandmisandry: wideopenhighway: neverblogidly: geekandmisandry: My boyfriend just...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:03:36 -0400

geekandmisandry:

wideopenhighway:

neverblogidly:

geekandmisandry:

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

I absolutely do not like that.

shegnanny:Plz give Alphonse nice things..

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:53:16 -0400

shegnanny:

Plz give Alphonse nice things..

the-rouge-of-doom: padlock171: queervashti: shinymegacrobat: g...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:46:27 -0400

the-rouge-of-doom:

padlock171:

queervashti:

shinymegacrobat:

gif87a-com:

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat

“What the hell? What is this??”

She’s so confused and perfect

lillyevans: Hello! Do you enjoy Disney/Pixar? Would you like to request a gif or edit of your...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:29:23 -0400

lillyevans:

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follow @disneyanimationsource

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The Houses as my Friends

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:26:04 -0400

hufflepuff-stuff-yo:

Hufflepuff:

Constantly making body jokes about themselves

Has THE CUTEST LAUGH

The mom friend

Will give you sad looks if you don't eat your lunch

Gives you their animal crackers if you ask politely

“Oh no”

“Will you wait for me?”

Ravenclaw:

R E A L L Y T A L L

Always there to help a Hufflepuff, but no one else

Deadly glares when you are acting stupid

Protect the puffs!

“That’s not how you do it”

“Yes, just come to me cause I’m smart. Good game plan”

Sarcastic 24/7

Gryffindor:

Fights

Hair flips 24/7

“How the fuck do I do this?”

Their laughter is S O L O U D

Always has food stuffed somewhere and will always give you some if you ask

“I wonder what will happen if I put hot glue on my hand” “D O N T”

Trustworthy, though sometimes make you fear them

Slytherin:

Steals your homework to copy

“Forget this”

Always gives you a sly look if you look at them

Multiple boyfriends/girlfriends

Calls everyone but their friends a brat

“Shit! I dropped my fucking stupid ass chip”

Always curses

sosuperawesome: Love Potion Pin Harmony Becker #Etsy #Enamel...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:23:53 -0400

sosuperawesome:

Love Potion Pin

Harmony Becker

#Etsy #Enamel Pins

fivelungs: lagoonas: when will tumblr give us color coded text i wanna talk shit in pink mobile...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:10:53 -0400

fivelungs:

lagoonas:

when will tumblr give us color coded text i wanna talk shit in pink

mobile takes long enough to load I don’t want to wait till the next ice age because y'all are aesthetic shitposting in chartreuse comic sans

garbage-empress: genderdeath: speaking of which, i hope all of...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:08:35 -0400

garbage-empress:

genderdeath:

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

*Rabbit hops up to garden to eat some delicious lettuce and finds it covered in blood*

Rabbit, under breath: what the fuck…

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:05:18 -0400

tangledincassandra: C’mon, guys. This is ridiculous. I don’t...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:11:53 -0400

tangledincassandra:

C’mon, guys. This is ridiculous. I don’t want to fight you.

You could’ve fooled me!

thatsthat24:When You Find the One 📒

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:57:38 -0400

thatsthat24:

When You Find the One 📒

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:49:55 -0400

scotchtapeofficial: skarchomp: if peach and daisy are so straight then explain this official...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:32:12 -0400

scotchtapeofficial:

skarchomp:

if peach and daisy are so straight then explain this official nintendo image of their wedding

uristmcdorf: seshrat: seshrat: so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:15:06 -0400

uristmcdorf:

seshrat:

seshrat:

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

this is absolutely what they’ve done

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

citizen-zero: scarlet00rose: luminarai: listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:12:32 -0400

citizen-zero:

scarlet00rose:

luminarai:

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

But the world is not kind or safe.

then Fucking do your part to make it that way.

citizen-zero: scarlet00rose: luminarai: listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:11:36 -0400

citizen-zero:

scarlet00rose:

luminarai:

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

But the world is not kind or safe.

then Fucking do your part to make it that way.

lymefight: eleri-kay: please remember that just because you appear calm doesn’t mean you don’t have...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:57:41 -0400

lymefight:

eleri-kay:

please remember that just because you appear calm doesn’t mean you don’t have anxiety

anxiety can manifest itself through perfectionism, obsessive compulsive behaviors, hyper-vigilance, irritability, increased maladaptive coping mechanisms, extreme caution, racing thoughts, insomnia, nightmares, and more. it doesn’t always appear as jittery hyperactivity

anxiety doesn’t always show, and you don’t have to force it to show in order to get help

YES

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:52:32 -0400

lianasbananas: Le printemps est arrivé!

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:50:50 -0400

lianasbananas:

Le printemps est arrivé!

help-i-wrote-fanfic: viola-and-chill: weakapricot: fuocogo: d...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:49:54 -0400

help-i-wrote-fanfic:

viola-and-chill:

weakapricot:

fuocogo:

dovewithscales:

thewhaleridingvulcan:

charitypot:

feelingbloodyinspired:

buickey:

ep0nine:

saramcclarinet:

brainbowunicorn:

Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in

Whoa…

#don’t trust this
#they’re probably sirens

These two are singing “O magnum mysterium” by Tomas Luis De Victoria! It’s a very pretty piece from the renaissance that has a lot of different voice parts singing totally different melodies that mesh well together. I sung tenor for a song of his as well. It sounds ethereal in cathedrals and bathrooms alike my opinion. Its the room’s ability to bounce sound and make it resonate, giving it it’s “mermaid siren” like quality. It sounds great. Congratulations, you both! Sounds very pretty and seems like a fun time to clean with things like that.

yes its back on my dash

god lol

I always reblog the bathroom sirens <3

The bathroom sirens.

I was uncontrollably hype when I recognized this song in chorus the other week.

If this is how sirens sound I’d surely die because I’d approach these beautiful voices.

the sirens are back

Okay, so uh. EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS.

@windex-milk

@when-the-sun-paints-us-gold