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Ravenclaw: How can you say that that tree is best for falling on! It’s prickly! You’ll get your clothes ripped and what about wounds?
Slytherin: Anyone with eyes can see that those leaves are soft! And the tree you were talking about is so rigid! You might even impale yourself on it!
Gryffindor: What are you guys talking about?
Slytherin: Oh, if our chances of survival are higher if we jump off this balcony and hit that big tree or if we hit that small one.
Gryffindor: You guys need help.