Virtually Rose 🥀

tharook:

geekandmisandry:

wideopenhighway:

neverblogidly:

geekandmisandry:

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

I absolutely do not like that.

lillyevans:

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hufflepuff-stuff-yo:

Hufflepuff: 

• Constantly making body jokes about themselves
  
• Has THE CUTEST LAUGH
  
• The mom friend
  
• Will give you sad looks if you don't eat your lunch
  
• Gives you their animal crackers if you ask politely
  
• “Oh no”
  
• “Will you wait for me?”
  

Ravenclaw:

• R E A L L Y   T A L L
  
• Always there to help a Hufflepuff, but no one else
• Deadly glares when you are acting stupid
• Protect the puffs!
• “That’s not how you do it”
  
• “Yes, just come to me cause I’m smart. Good game plan”
  
• Sarcastic 24/7

Gryffindor:

• Fights
  
• Hair flips 24/7
• “How the fuck do I do this?”
  
• Their laughter is S O  L O U D
• Always has food stuffed somewhere and will always give you some if you ask
• “I wonder what will happen if I put hot glue on my hand” “D O N T”
  
• Trustworthy, though sometimes make you fear them

Slytherin:

• Steals your homework to copy
• “Forget this”
• Always gives you a sly look if you look at them
• Multiple boyfriends/girlfriends
• Calls everyone but their friends a brat
• “Shit! I dropped my fucking stupid ass chip”
  
• Always curses

fivelungs:

lagoonas:

when will tumblr give us color coded text i wanna talk shit in pink

mobile takes long enough to load I don’t want to wait till the next ice age because y'all are aesthetic shitposting in chartreuse comic sans

scotchtapeofficial:

skarchomp:

if peach and daisy are so straight then explain this official nintendo image of their wedding

uristmcdorf:

seshrat:

seshrat:

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

this is absolutely what they’ve done

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

citizen-zero:

scarlet00rose:

luminarai:

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

But the world is not kind or safe.

then Fucking do your part to make it that way.

citizen-zero:

scarlet00rose:

luminarai:

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

But the world is not kind or safe.

then Fucking do your part to make it that way.

lymefight:

eleri-kay:

please remember that just because you appear calm doesn’t mean you don’t have anxiety

anxiety can manifest itself through perfectionism, obsessive compulsive behaviors, hyper-vigilance, irritability, increased maladaptive coping mechanisms, extreme caution, racing thoughts, insomnia, nightmares, and more. it doesn’t always appear as jittery hyperactivity

anxiety doesn’t always show, and you don’t have to force it to show in order to get help

YES

bob-belcher:

a detailed list of things I hate:

• hot weather
• high temperatures
• heat
• warmer than average conditions

ronsenboobi:

🔪 hey joe i just wanna talk. i just wanna talk.

sweetschizo:

sweetschizo:

Schizophrenic people are 14 times more likely to be victims of a violent crime than commit one.

“(Schizophrenic) Individuals in this sample were at least 14 times more likely to be victims of a violent crime than to be arrested for one. In general, the risk associated with being in the community was higher than the risk these individuals posed to the community”

This means that neurotypicals are a much bigger threat to schizophrenic people than schizophrenic people are to neurotypicals.

You can now shove all your “psycho killer” stereotypes up your ass.

I’d really appreciate if non schizophrenic people reblogged this cause the misconception that schizophrenic people are dangerous is so widespread and I really want people to see this post so that they won’t react with fear and apprehension when they meet a schizophrenic person.

goodmorningvelma:

catifex:

bishounen-curious:

chloroscythe:

bishounen-curious:

chloroscythe:

in my head theres a little mouse wearing a little apron and she makes all my emotions

she needs to read a fuckin recipe this bitch is just making a MESS

shes doing her best… maybe shed do better if you were nicer to her

making serotonin is the cooking equivalent to scrambling an egg and she can’t even do that right smh

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Reblogging this in the hopes that the image of a sweet little mouse doing her best to make my emotions will help me remember to be kinder to myself.

positivesylveon:

You are not “unnatural” or “bad” if you 

• Have low to no empathy
• Have hyper-empathy 
• Have a personality disorder
• Have more than one person in your mind
• Have scary/violent thoughts
• Don’t have the energy for interaction every day
• Can’t take a shower/brush your teeth very often
• Don’t like certain noises/textures
• Don’t want to forgive them
• Know you did nothing wrong
• Love yourself