My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.
Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.
I absolutely do not like that.
A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol
i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat
“What the hell? What is this??”
She’s so confused and perfect
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Hufflepuff:
- Constantly making body jokes about themselves
- Has THE CUTEST LAUGH
- The mom friend
- Will give you sad looks if you don't eat your lunch
- Gives you their animal crackers if you ask politely
- “Oh no”
- “Will you wait for me?”
Ravenclaw:
- R E A L L Y T A L L
- Always there to help a Hufflepuff, but no one else
- Deadly glares when you are acting stupid
- Protect the puffs!
- “That’s not how you do it”
- “Yes, just come to me cause I’m smart. Good game plan”
- Sarcastic 24/7
Gryffindor:
- Fights
- Hair flips 24/7
- “How the fuck do I do this?”
- Their laughter is S O L O U D
- Always has food stuffed somewhere and will always give you some if you ask
- “I wonder what will happen if I put hot glue on my hand” “D O N T”
- Trustworthy, though sometimes make you fear them
Slytherin:
- Steals your homework to copy
- “Forget this”
- Always gives you a sly look if you look at them
- Multiple boyfriends/girlfriends
- Calls everyone but their friends a brat
- “Shit! I dropped my fucking stupid ass chip”
- Always curses
when will tumblr give us color coded text i wanna talk shit in pink
mobile takes long enough to load I don’t want to wait till the next ice age because y'all are aesthetic shitposting in chartreuse comic sans
